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There are some superhero powers that most guys wished they had, such as the ability to fly, superhuman strength and invisibility. I would love to be able to read peoples minds. Too me that’s the best power! There are a ton of worthless powers out there, and we have the list.

According to Guyism.com, in the history of comic books, there have been some completely worthless superhero powers, such as:

  • Taking the Form of Water (Wonder Twin Zan)- When push comes to shove, the ability to turn into a puddle of water isn’t all that amazing.
  • Yelling Really Loudly (The Thunderer)- Yelling really loudly is more annoying than awesome.
  • Body of Plastic (Plastic Man/Mister Fantastic)- There’s hardly any type of destruction potential from the ability to become rubber.
  • Talking to Fish (Aquaman)- How often in your life would it have been useful to call a shark to help you?
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Read the full list at Guyism.com.

What powers do you think are useless?

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