Victoria’s Secret’s “Fifty Shades of Grey” Lingerie Line Hits Stores February 2013
Victoria’s Secret recently announced that it would be releasing a “Fifty Shades of Grey” underwear line with the tag line “Let your secrets stay secret”. Of course they are releasing this in culmination with the announcement of the lead cast for the film version of the popular novel. Victoria’s Secret announced they will introduce their Fifty Shades of Grey fashion line on the first of February of 2013. Just in time for Valentine’s Day.
According to fashion insiders:
“Victoria’s Secret took a courageous leap. Women all over the world will now be able to cover their bosoms and bottoms with fifty shades of grey. Literally!” A recent survey conducted by the Read Between The Lines Foundation revealed that middle aged women in the 40 to 49 age bracket have been interested in “steaming up the bedroom” with their significant others after reading the sexually charged novels.”
The underwear is currently being tested in laboratories in France. It will be released globally early next year. A limited edition “sex chocolate” will be released alongside the first shipment of underwear in the United States. This chocolate was made by the finest chefs in the industry.
According to recent reports, the chocolate contains a “magic” formula that was created by leading sexual researchers. The chocolate will contain trace elements of nuts, oyster, and truffle.”
Will you end up buying this for your wife/girlfriend?