Discretion is definitely the better part of valor (not to mention job security) when you're part of the crew surrounding a band of young rock hedonists at their peak, and former Van Halen director of security Ed Anderson must have a million stories he he'll never tell. But that doesn't mean he won't share a little of what he's seen.

"We could do no wrong. The crazier we got, the more you loved us, and the more you loved us, the bigger we got," remembered Anderson in a recent Van Halen News Desk post. "Nobody could improve on what we’d perfected. The Stones may have been a rock ’n’ roll circus, but we were a rock ’n’ roll zoo."

Anderson, who was with the band for what he called "the insane 'round-the-world ride" of 1980-84, had a simple job description -- "Protect the band" -- but, as he pointed out, taking care of the guys "not always such a simple thing to do."

Why was it so tricky? Let Anderson count the ways: "I had to keep them safe when they were playing live. How did I know that the lunatic jumping on stage only wanted to sing along with Dave? I had to keep them out of harm’s way when they were back at the hotel, when they were partying, when they were traveling. Berserk fans. Jealous boyfriends. Sold-out shows. Drinking. Drugs. Women. I had to protect them from each other and from themselves."

If those years weren't a non-stop party for Van Halen, they seem to have come awfully close. For the guys behind the scenes, however, life wasn't always glamorous, as Anderson explains in the rest of his highly entertaining conversation over at VHND.

Van Halen are currently battling Rush in the semifinals of the 2013 Ultimate Classic Rock Bowl. The winner will face the victor of the other semifinal, which pits Guns N' Roses against the Beatles. You can vote for your favorite once per hour until 11:59PM ET on Sunday, Jan. 27.

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