Top Corny Valentines Pick Up Lines Of All Time- Our 2013 List
So as most of you are aware of, Valentine’s day is coming up February 14th. You’re going to need a whole new list of Corny pick up lines for 2013. Lucky for us, people have been showing up with their best on Twitter today. Here’s what we got to show you:
First off here’s some of my favorites so far:
Now here’s some that deal with corn:
Watch the live feed here. Warning: Some may be NSFW:
“Aye baby, did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.”
“Are your eyes a Dwemer ruin? Because I’m totally lost in them.”
“You remind me of my pinky toe… Cute, small, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.”
“Is your name WiFi? Cause I’m feeling a connection”
“Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.”
“did you get that shirt on sale? Because it would be 100% off at my house”
“Hey, do you work at little ceaser’s because you’re hot and I’m ready”
“is there a airport near by ? Or is that my heart taking off…”
“If you were the new burger at McDonald’s you’d be called the McGorgeous”
“Do you have a jersey? Cause I’m going to need your name and number.”
” “Did you know there’s 21 letters in the alphabet?” “There’s 26.” “You’re right I forgot U R A Q T”"
“if your personality was a liquid, i would pour it into a bottle and call it febreze because its that refreshing.”
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