The Worst Scary Movies Of All Time- Our Top 5 Picks
This Halloween do you plan on watching scary movies? Maybe you have a big bad movie marathon while you hand out candy to kids. Would you want something really scary or really lame? If you’re picking out titles to watch tonight and you see any of these 5 on your list, you better forget it. These movies are brutal, meaning they are truly awful Here’s our list of the 5 Worst Scary Movies Of All Time.
Embrace Of The Vampire
Let’s take a trip back to 1995 where a struggling Alyssa Milano probably thought acting in this movie was a good idea. Honestly the saving grace of this crappy movie is Milano. The plot of the movie is the following: “An 18-year-old college freshman is seduced by a handsome vampire lover who introduce her to a dark world of carnal desires.”. Yup.
The Gingerdead Man
An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer. This cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. Guess who plays the voice of the killer cookie? Gary Busey. Guess how many different movies a killer cookie could star in? 3. Check out the trailer above but be warned it has a lot of swearing in it.
Ernest Scared Stupid
Is it sad I was scared of this movie at some point? In this movie Ernest accidently releases an evil troll out of his grave. That’s the start of the end for the world. But… Ernest wouldn’t be Ernest if he wasn’t planning on saving all the people. This action doesn’t make it any better. It’s getting worse.
One of the worst casts, worst plots, and just overall so stupid. To quote Billy Madison “Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.”. That’s the effest you’ll have after watching this. First off the monsters are goblins not trolls.
A homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break. True story, its a turkey killing kids. Beware of the language in the trailer.