Bathroom Etiquette Humor
If you know me there's one word I can't stand on the planet and it's (gosh it's even weird for me to type) poop and it's not-so-distant cousin, fart. God! I know everybody does so, like the children's book says (yes I own it, no I don't read it aloud) but I don't think I'm alone in my phobia of the p-word