tricks for public bathrooms

Bathroom Etiquette Humor
Bathroom Etiquette Humor
Bathroom Etiquette Humor
If you know me there's one word I can't stand on the planet and it's (gosh it's even weird for me to type) poop and it's not-so-distant cousin, fart. God! I know everybody does so, like the children's book says (yes I own it, no I don't read it aloud) but I don't think I'm alone in my phobia of the p-word
The Six Rules of Men’s Bathroom Etiquette
The Six Rules of Men’s Bathroom Etiquette
The Six Rules of Men’s Bathroom Etiquette
Unlike our lady-friends who jump at the chance to go to the bathroom with each other as an excuse to gossip and freshen up and God knows what else, us guys just wanna get in and get out. Here are some guidelines that most guys follow in the unfortunate circumstance that we must use a public bathroom