We love Santa. We really do! He's probably the coolest old guy we know, spending his life making presents, managing elves and eating cookies. Truth be told, we're sort of jealous. The jolly old guy usually looks bright and cheery and not all that scary, which is yet another reason we're fans.
December 19, 2012
December 17, 2012 Yeah that first trait is a given but what other qualities does good ole St. Nick share with your garden-variety pregnant woman? There are a dozen others! Here are the funny results:
December 14, 2012 Darth Vader: "Several transmissions were beamed to your sleigh by rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you?"
December 10, 2012 So, who is this Santa guy anyway? I don't recall him being in my circle of friends but apparently he knows me better than God himself and can spy better than the military's fleet of spy satellites! Maybe they should consider hiring him for recon missions
Even though Santa has an awesome job, it can be super stressful at times. Sure he's a jolly ol' guy who gives out presents for a living, but when Christmas Eve rolls around, things can get really tricky. If you think about it, the guy has to pull off delivering like, millions and millions of presents to people all around the world, so of course Santa needs to relax a bit post-Christmas. You know-- hop in the jaccuzi, get a massage or down a couple dozen chocolate chip cookies while the elves give him a manicure.
However, there are times Santa goes a little overboard with this whole "relaxing" thing, and he knocks back a few too many drinks (and we're not talking about milk). Basically, the guy gets extra, extra tipsy. He ends up passing out on sidewalks, subways and even right next to the Christmas tree. Who know Saint Nick was such a party animal?
As the Holidays get closer, decorations are popping up everywhere we look. In a little town in Indiana, though, it's Christmas all year long, and it's a little weird.
November 29, 2012 Santa is here for Christmas in Central New York! Santa is at Sangertown Square Mall throughout the holiday season. Looking to bring your kids to see the Big Man? Here's Santa's Hours at Sangertown Square Mall.
In the U.K., Santa got his beard stuck while rappelling down from the ceiling of a mall and dangled there helplessly for half an hour until someone freed him. Old Saint Nick may be hundreds of years old, but he really needs to work on making an entrance.
Santa Claus! The Jolly Old Elf! The Guy In The Red Suit Hanging From a Hook On The Ceiling! Wait, what? Sure there's plenty of delightfully fun figurines of Old Saint Nick, but there's a few far too disturbing and bizarre for any tree trimming party. Here's ten
