idiot at eight

Sometimes it’s not what you do that can get you in trouble, it’s who you are. A California man caused a panic at a train station earlier this week, just by wearing his backpack.

A drug smuggler in California ended up with a little too much spice in his life after being busted trying to hide more than $100,000 worth of crystal meth in cans of jalapenos and nacho cheese sauce. Naturally they seem like good hiding places don’t they?

Even though the fast food restaurants use the slogan “you can always have it your way” that is never the case it seems. A Florida man found out the hard way when he was arrested on charges of throwing burgers and fries at a fast-food employee over a problem with his soft drink.

North Carolina cops set up a DUI checkpoint with the slogan "booze it and lose it," and it didn't take long before they had a winner or loser in this case.

An Illinois man was arrested after allegedly breaking into a restaurant and making himself some dinner. I guess two lessons to learn before making the jump: 1) Burglary is never a good idea. 2) If you're going to rob a restaurant, don't worry about making yourself a meal, maybe focus on something else.

No story gets greater than this, according to Yahoo! News, a man in a Gumby suit tried to rob a convenience store in San Diego, but didn’t get away with the pokey!

This was a brilliant idea if the guy didn’t get caught! A few weeks back, state troopers in Washington saw a guy driving in a carpool lane with a strange looking passenger.