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Man Stuck In McDonald's High Chair Gets Arrested For Being A Drunk Mess- Photos

Davey Jones — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:10:15 +0000

Every young gent knows that McDonald’s and being drunk is the perfect combination. What’s not the perfect combo is getting stuck in a child’s high chair. One man went boldly where other drunk messes have gone before, and this time he got arrested. Here’s some photos and the full details: According to Gawker, this all went down [...]

How To Open A Beer The Ultimate Compilation Video

Davey Jones — Tue, 14 May 2013 19:20:32 +0000

Ever needed a new way to open your beer? Well YouTube has your answer with the “How To Open A Beer- The Ultimate Compilation”. Here’s the most hilarious, creative, and impressive videos of people opening beer. Need any more ideas? [button href="http://961wodz.com/have-you-tried-the-new-samuel-adams-blueberry-hill-lager/" title="Have You Tried The New Samuel Adams Blueberry Hill Lager?" align="center"]

Kylie Minogue Is She-Ra in Funny or Die's Gritty Reboot

Emerald Catron — Tue, 14 May 2013 15:20:17 +0000

NBC should just save themselves the trouble and go ahead and make all of the different She-Ra TV shows Funny or Die came up with for this video next season. It’s not like the could do much worse than they already are. Plus, this way the ideas are already fleshed out, so they can still [...]

Can Women Pee Standing Up?- Introducing The Shewee

Davey Jones — Tue, 14 May 2013 14:03:20 +0000

Questions that men have thought about over the years: Can women pee standing up? Is it possible for women or girls to pee while standing up? For thousands of years it hasn't been possible until today. Introducing the Shewee, here's some more facts about this new product and where to buy it.

Watch This Women Get Kicked Of An American Airlines Flight For Singing Whitney Houston

Davey Jones — Mon, 13 May 2013 21:13:38 +0000

Flying can be one of the most peaceful/stressful ways to travel. While you're up in the air, your ears may pop, they may hurt, and they will hurt even more after watching this. An American Airlines flight from Los Angeles to New York City was forced to make an emergency landing in Kansas City Thursday due to one passenger who wouldn't stop singing Whitney Houston songs. Watch her get kicked off the plane here:

Man Candles Now Available From Yankee Candle- Pick Yours Up Inside Sangertown

Davey Jones — Mon, 13 May 2013 20:35:08 +0000

Sometimes it’s real hard being a man. Women get all sorts of cool things like candles, Scentsy, and thousands of perfumes. We don’t get nearly as much. That’s about to change. Yankee Candle has introduced a new line called Man Candles. Finally, candles that have manly scents. MMM, Bacon! Finally, Yankee Candle made a scent [...]

20 Reasons to Love 'Mythbusters' in Explosive GIF Form

Dan Seitz — Sat, 11 May 2013 20:12:21 +0000

Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage, aka the ‘Mythbusters,’ returned last week with an episode that finally put the JATO rocket car myth to bed. It’s the culmination of 200 episodes of blowing things up, burning things down and generally showing the fun side of ridiculous scientific experiments. And, of course, it’s yielded some wonderful GIFs. [...]

This Is How Nicolas Cage Acts in Horror Movies

Kyle Dowling — Sat, 11 May 2013 15:55:10 +0000

With all of the language barriers that exist in the world, we’re thrilled to see a universal one we can all use to communicate. Naturally, we’re speaking about the language of Nicolas Cage! The above video shows footage of Dutch comedian Ronald Goedemondt transforming effortlessly into everyone’s favorite ‘Season of the Witch’ star, Nicolas Cage. [...]

Hilarious Celebrity 'Makeunders' Bring Stars Down to Our Level

Emerald Catron — Fri, 10 May 2013 13:55:54 +0000

These funny Photoshop manipulations are one better than “stars without makeup” photos. They aren’t just celebrities without makeup — they’re celebrities without stylists, personal chefs or trainers, or expensive clothes. We call it ‘Extreme Makeunder: Celebrity Edition.’ They’re all available on a Facebook page called “Planet Hiltron.” Here are a few we like. Check out [...]

Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend Makes Maxim's Hot 100 List – At #69!

Keith James — Fri, 10 May 2013 11:09:06 +0000

Miley Cyrus of course topped Maxim's Hot 100 list for this past year followed closely by Selena Gomez and Rihanna, but probably the most interesting selection out of all 100 women has to be #69 (go figure) on the list. Enter, Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend!

Top 8 Ryan Gosling Vine Memes – He Won't Eat His Cereal! Thank You @RyanMcHenry! [Video]

Keith James — Fri, 10 May 2013 10:06:02 +0000

If you've heard of the iPhone app, 'Vine' you know you can capture quick six-second video loops and post them like tweets. Well, Vine user Ryan McHenry (@ryanmchenry) decided to use the app to make it look like Ryan Gosling doesn't wanna eat his cereal!

Couple Breaks Up in Epic Kiss Cam Dispute

Emerald Catron — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:25:19 +0000

Real or not real, this is officially the best part of going to a Grizzlies game — watching people break up on the Kiss Cam. Unless, of course, you’re the guy who got dumped, in which case this is probably the worst part of going to a Grizzlies game. Let this be a lesson to [...]

Ridiculously Demanding Craigslist Ad For Line Cook Goes Viral

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 09 May 2013 13:55:14 +0000

Thanks to reality TV and America’s desire to stuff their faces like these are the last days of the Roman Empire the job title of chef has grown in stature and prestige. But before you become a chef, you have to work your way through the kitchen. Farm Bloomington, a restaurant in Bloomington, Indiana, figured [...]

Top 7 Mother's Day Memes

Keith James — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:10:56 +0000

None of us would be here were it not for our moms and that's in TWO ways! One, birthing us and two, not killing us yet for all of the crap we've put them through! Moms, happy Mother's Day and thank you for allowing us to LIVE

See The Top 5 Best Memes And Celebrity Tweets About Hero And Internet Sensation, Charles Ramsey (Ramsay)

Keith James — Wed, 08 May 2013 20:06:08 +0000

Charles Ramsay (Ramsey?) would already be a hero and household name by now after rescuing those three women in Cleveland who were kidnapped and held captive for over a decade, but he's also landed himself the title of 'Internet Sensation' too after his nutty antics during his post rescue interview.

Fresno Grizzles Kiss Cam Breakup Video- Don't Talk On The Phone During The Kiss Cam

Davey Jones — Wed, 08 May 2013 16:04:22 +0000

When you see the big Kiss Cam on you at a major ball park, chances are you should kiss your woman right? Well this guy thought it's be a great idea to throw up his hand at his girl friend, and not kiss her. she got pay back though. Here's the Fresno Grizzles Kiss Cam breakup video:

Sweet Brown Will Release "Oh Lord Jesus Its a FIRE" BBQ Sauce- Where To Find It And Buy It

Davey Jones — Wed, 08 May 2013 12:24:48 +0000

Sweet Brown will be back in the publics attention coming up, this time in the form of BBQ Sauce. She's in the process of releasing "Oh Lord Jesus Its a FIRE" BBQ Sauce. Not much is known just yet, but we do have a picture of the bottle... Everybody's got time for dat!

Women Like Musicians More Than NonMusicians- Grab A Guitar And Win Her Over

Davey Jones — Wed, 08 May 2013 11:08:05 +0000

In high school it always seemed the guys who could play guitar won the girls. Some day us non-musical people hoped we'd win over the girl with our brains, well it looks like that will never happen. According to a new French study, women like musicians... they love musicians a lot.

Where To Find Scented Underwear- A French Company Is Making Scented Underwear For Men

Davey Jones — Wed, 08 May 2013 10:48:52 +0000

Men: Do you ever sniff your underwear and think “Man these are rancid!”? Well a company in France called Le Slip Francais wants to have your under jam answers. They are currently raising money to manufacture scented men's underwear. Where can you find these gems? We got the details.

Zachary Quinto vs Leonard Nimoy In "The Challenge" For Audi- Spock vs Spock

Davey Jones — Wed, 08 May 2013 10:23:14 +0000

Is Zachary Quinto vs Leonard Nimoy in a new commercial for Audi called “The Challenge”. It’s Spock vs Spock. Which Spock wins? Watch the commercial here: [button href="http://961wodz.com/watch-the-boobies-song-dedicated-to-a-ap-american-history-teacher-also-the-lyrics/" title="Watch And Listen To The Boobies Song " align="center"]