Every year I enjoy hearing some Christmas classics on the radio. Every time I hear the Muppets "12 days of Christmas", I can't help but smile. Who doesn't love Beaker singing “Meep, Meep”. However, I want to pull my ear drums right out every time I hear the Newsong with “Christmas Shoes”. Here's my rant on why “Christmas Shoes” is the worst Christmas Song ever made, and possibly the worst song in existence.