Survey: Most Women Are Only Loud During Sex To Boost Their Man’s Self-Esteem? Uh Oh Guys.
Oh man, this one is right up there with finding out that your bed buddy is faking it. You thought she was in the throes of passion but apparently she’s vocal under the covers to make you feel good about yourself. But, how good would you feel if she wasn’t sounding like that because you’re the undeniable god of love, making her see stars from your sexual prowess?
According to a new survey (I think I hate surveys now as of um, now) A whopping 87% of women admit to having done this and two thirds of girls say they make more noise to help a guy hurry up! Well, I hate to tell ya but now that that cat is out of the sheets any guy reading this is bound to develop a complex and wonder during the act if his woman is truly moaning and screaming for any other reason than that he rocks her world. Seems to me that little nagging thought’ll probably get in the way of his performance even more.
Now another figure here that isn’t so bad is that 92% of women think that the sounds they make turn us on, and as any red-blooded American guy will tell you, this is definitely true, but we want to know that it’s our technique that’s causing you to sound like that, not that you’re trying to sound like a porn star just to um… stroke our egos. And speaking of…
It begs the question that if you girls happen to own a toy (that you didn’t find at Toys ‘R Us)… what sorts of sounds happen to sneak out of you then? Now, in the defense of women everywhere, they probably feel like this making ‘fake’ sounds isn’t such a bad thing because they’re making us feel good which is the point anyway, but for guys our egos are very wrapped up in our technique and performance and the way our women sound leads us to believe we are kick-ass, so if we’re making you scream our names for any other reason than that you’ve lost complete control and just can’t contain yourselves, then we’d kinda like to know. (I know, how do you tell us without bruising our egos anyway, right?) In the heat of the moment, just tell us (or whisper or moan) what you’d like instead of saying what we’re not doing, or heck, just show us! After all, we are very eager students on this topic.
In closing, it is proven that women as a whole DO feel pleasure more intensely than men so we guys can only hope that when your toes curl it’s because we tickled something, not because you just got a cramp!