One Million Dollars To Whoever Can Safely Capture Bigfoot
I was a little shocked when I read, the other day, that one in seven Americans actually believe that Bigfoot is real. I really would have thought more. If he (or she…I don’t think that has ever been determined) is right, someone could be in the money very soon. Remember Olympia Brewing Company? They were the brewery from Washington state that went out of business a few years ago, but out of business doesn’t necessarily mean out of money. You ready for this? They are offering one million dollars to whoever can safely capture the harry beast. The keyword here is “safely”. He can’t be wounded in anyway (I wonder if that includes his feelings). If you are the lucky hunter that captures Sasquatch, you’ll get $25,000 per year for the next 40 years. Not a bad supplemental income, if you ask me. You can submit your claim that you captured him on their website at OlympiaBigfoot.com. Good luck!