Indiana Woman Gets DWI In Golf Cart

It doesn't get dumber or more strange than this: An Indiana woman was arrested last week when cops spotted her driving strange in her golf cart. Cops found out out she stopped to buy a bottle of whiskey and a scarecrow. Random right?

According to The Huffington Post, Jacqueline was weaving between lanes on a yellow brick road in Chesterton, Indiana, when fellow motorists called police. When she was pulled over, officers said she smelled strongly of alcohol and admitted to having 10 drinks. The arresting officer said he didn't administer a field sobriety test out of fear that Jacqueline might hurt herself trying to walk a straight line.

She told police she was buying Halloween decorations for her grandchildren and planned to return home and drink the whiskey by the fire. If only she had a brain!