How Do You Eat Your Doritos? With Your Fingers?

Do you remember the Seinfeld episode where Elaine’s boss, Mr. Pitt, opens a Snickers bar, places it on a plate, then commences to eat it with a knife and fork?  Throughout the episode, this practice of eating finger food with cutlery catches on as we see George’s colleague, Danny Tartabull, eating a glazed donut with a knife and fork.  How far fetched is this practice really?  With so many products today that are covered with flavorings, like nacho cheese flavored Doritos, it’s hard to keep the hands clean while enjoying these snacks.  Personally, the Chipster enjoys licking my fingers after scarfing a bag of Cheetos.  Napkins?  We don’t need no stinking napkins!