Eat Your Heart Out Princess Leia, Triumph International Unveils Metal Bras!
We all saw and drooled over the metal bikini that Carrie Fisher wore in Return of the Jedi back in 1983 (even though I was 5) and once again, science fiction has finally become reality. Guys and girls alike have been waiting for this one for almost 30 years!
From the people that brought you Pokemon and Power Rangers comes this nifty new idea. As you can see it’s more of a corsette and there’s metal everywhere on it… Can’t imagine it’s all that comfortable but what says woman power like metal on your unmentionables! The cups are made out of tin and are actually moldable, why I don’t know but just bear with me here there’s actually a practical feature of note here. You know how women are constantly stuffing things in their bras like cash and cellphones? Well on each side of the bra is a pocket designed to hold whatever you want in there although it’s gotta be slim and small if it’s a cellphone!
Now before you get your underwire in a bunch this is just a concept so it is likely, HIGHLY likely this won’t fly. Besides, it’s not like you can hide this under your clothes and you’ll prob have the opposite effect on your man than you intend, not to mention possibly having to go to urgent care if you accidentally cut him! Like everything that is weird, we’ll be watching this (or should I say ‘these’) with great interest! Or not…