Clinton Man Arrested For Stealing Cable

As we know it's Jim Carrey's birthday, and one of his greatest movies had to be “The Cable Guy”. Even The Cable Guy knew better than this man from Clinton man.

WIBX is reporting that 43-year-old James of Clinton has been placed under arrest following a three month investigation by the New York State Police and Time Warner Security. According to State Police, James allegedly was using other people’s social security numbers to steal cable service. He's been charged with one count of grand larceny, and a felony for stealing more than $1,000 worth of cable television service.

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