Buy The New 70′s Hairy Chest Sweater From Firebox- Hairy Chest Fans Read On
What makes lumberjacks, and 70s television stars so irresistibly attractive to others? Answer: Their long, luxuriant chest hair. For only $60.59 you can buy the all new 70′s Hairy Chest Sweater from Firebox. Why wouldn’t you want this?
This 100% polyester sweater is almost guaranteed to increase your masculinity, virility and ability to chop wood. Pull it on to cover that embarrassing hairless body, or add it to your existing rug for additional ‘70s style points.
If I had an extra 60 dollars to blow I guess I’d buy this. The product defiantly has a great selling point under it’s Product Features:
1) Thick, luxuriant chest-rug
2)Stay warm during winter hibernation
3) Experience possible increased attraction from bears
So this question remains…