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Move Over Batman, Meet Utah’s Goat Man!
You’ve seen ‘Goat Boy‘ on Saturday Night Live, but it appears there’s a real life Goat Man roaming a mountain in Utah.
Man Impaled on Fence After Dodging Out on Bar Tab
There is no joy in having to pay a large bar tab, especially when there seems to be a discrepancy with the bill. However, it is well advised to just pay it – because there is even less joy in having to be removed from a fence after you impale yourself while attempting to pull the old “drink and dash” routine.
Rachel Martin, Bombshell Bank Teller, Steals $72K to Pay for a Boob Job
Rachel Martin is a pioneer. We’ve heard of people pulling inside bank jobs. We’ve heard of models getting boob jobs. This is the first time we’ve ever heard of an aspiring model pulling an inside bank job so that she could get a boob job – we guess it was just a matter of time.
Pole-Dancing Prostitutes Are Destroying an Entire City
When street sex is your business, sometimes it’s necessary to use certain signs to let your customers know that you are open for business. However, some prostitutes in New Zealand are literally using signs to entice would be Johns’ with their pole-dancing stunts and sexual grindshows.
Guy Takes His Infant Son to See a Lady of the Evening
The only thing that could possibly make a wild night of retail sex even wilder is by throwing the company of a small baby into the mix. So, that is exactly what an Alabama man did.
Can You Guess the Celebrity Cleavage?
Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 20-year-old supermodel who was born in the Midwest town of St. Joseph, Michigan and was raised in Melbourne, Florida.
Worst Thief Ever Gets Arrested After Passing Out Drunk On the Job
Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.
Did Kim Kardashian Get Busy With a Unicorn? Insane Lawsuit Says Yes
There were two lawsuits reportedly filed against Kim Kardashian last week with accusations so wicked and depraved that the complaining gentlemen come off as if they’ve been huffing bath salts.
Wanna Taste a Beer Made With Real Gold? Well, You Can’t
If you’re some ruler of a random nation that nobody can pronounce correctly, you’re probably looking for some high-end alcoholic beverage that’s a little bit more classy than a bottle of Pinot Grigio you picked up from the deli down the street. Well, it turns out that this drink you’re picturing in your head is actually made in the Czech Republic… and it’s got real gold chunks in it.
Texas Strip Clubs Now Have a $5 ‘Pole Tax’
Strip club patrons in Houston, Texas are getting the shaft – or the pole.
Watch This Ridiculous Commercial That We Think is For Beer
Anytime a beer commercial begins with a robotic stink finger giving the old “show stopper” to a wall mounted cassette deck armed ready to pump out the Knight Rider theme song, you know you’re in for a treat.
Of course, up until a few days ago, we had never in our lives witnessed such a commercial...
Sleep in Pamela Anderson’s Bed for $50,000 a Month
How much money would you pay to sniff Pamela Anderson’s bed sheets?