Chris Illuminati
7 Creepy Yet Tasty Cocktails for Any Halloween Party
The typical beer and booze is getting older than the sexy nurse costume. It's time to get a little nutty with the Halloween booze. Here are seven awesomely creepy drink recipes compliments of the good people over at DonQ.
Paola Corvea — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Paola Corvea is a model and sex advisor for Maxim Espanol. She has appeared in numerous magazines and on Mexican television. She is our crush today for actually having the patience to talk to men about sex.
Introducing the Sandwich That Will Probably Kill You [PICTURE]
It’s not the McRib. It’s worse. It’s the creamy bacon donut. Thankfully, it’s a homemade concoction and not available in any restaurants. Yet.
Adriana Lima Just Got Hotter [VIDEO]
Honestly, Adriana Lima couldn’t technically GET hotter but we didn’t know what else to say after watching this clip of her beating the Zubaz pants off of a boxing trainer.
Wisconsin Wants People To Have Booze With Their Breakfast Cheese
Consider this the legalization of “kegs and eggs.” The Wisconsin Assembly is scheduled to vote on a bill that would allow beer and liquor sales to begin at 6 a.m. The current law prohibits the sale of liquor before 8 a.m.
Rachelle Leah — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Rachelle Leah began her modeling career for the Ford Motor Company and made appearances on shows such as ‘The View,’ ‘Carson Daly,’ and the ‘Nick And Jessica Variety Show.’ At the age of 19, her photo was seen on a boxing website by officials at the UFC and she was hired to work as an Octagon Girl.
Roxanne Pallett — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Roxanne Pallett is a British actress most known for her role on ITV soap opera ‘Emmerdale’ where she played Jo Sugden. Roxanne made her big screen US acting debut in ‘Lake Placid 3‘ which is actually a real movie and not something made up just to get Roxanne in a bikini.
The McRib is Back So Everyone Act Excited
The McRib, the Loch Ness of meat sandwiches, is back once again to double the lines at both McDonald’s locations and cardiologist offices. USA Today has the beef (because Mickey D’s sure doesn’t) about the latest release of America’s favorite McHeartPuncher sandwich.
Katie Featherston of ‘Paranormal Activity 3′ — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Katie Featherston is best known for her role in the Paranormal Activity franchise. Katie is our crush of the day for being the eye candy in the original movie, distracting us from the fact it seemed real and pretty damn creepy.
7 Assumptions Beer Commercials Make About The Average Guy
Beer manufacturers know nothing about their customers. Perhaps ad agencies are to blame. Whoever makes the decisions on beer commercials must be drunk. Not the fun kind of drunk, the “do dumb things that seem smart” kind of drunk that often lead to bad decisions like drunk driving or engagements.
World’s Oldest Whisky Costs $21K
At the upcoming Whisky Live Festival in South Africa, two 70-year-old bottles of Glenlivet whisky will be auctioned off and are expected to bring in around $21,000 a piece.
10 Classic Coach Meltdowns [VIDEO]
That whole Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz tussle was fun wasn’t it? Two grown men mixing it up over a professional sporting event. Stuff like that usually only happens in every single sports bar on any given day.