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5 Things The Utica Comets Could Do To Win A Game

Our Utica Comets aren’t looking to good yet this season. They need something to get a win, and here’s what we think will help. 

1) Drink 3 Utica Clubs Before The Game

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Everyone in Utica knows of Utica Club’s magical abilities. Think what it could do to the Comets….. 3 beers should do the trick.

 

2) Ask For Butter At Pellitteri Joe’s

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Do you know happens when you ask for butter at Pelitteri Joe’s? The owner will probably smack some common sense into you. Maybe if the team asks for butter, Pelitteri Joe’s can knock some winning into the team.

 

3) Smoke A Turkey Joint

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What are people smoking outside of the Utica Aud? Ciggarettes. What are people of Rome pretending to smoke? Turkey Joints. Turkey Joints will man up the team, or end up breaking teeth.

 

4) Watch Area Teams Play

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Hey, the Clinton High School hockey team is doing pretty well, and so is Utica College. Maybe the boys can watch a quick highlight reel.

 

5) Listen To Central New York’s Greatest Hits

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With bands like Queen, and Aerosmith playing all day long, why wouldn’t you be motivated to play some hockey?
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